Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
