Yo mama jokes
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.