Yo mama jokes
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."