Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.