Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Fat jokes and mom jokesπ
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heβd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaβs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
