Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Computer

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

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Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

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Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Mum

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

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Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokesπŸ˜‚

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Website

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!