Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.