Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: whatβs that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
yo mama so fat , when she ran... oh wait nevermind
Yo mamaβs so stupid she drowned in the pond because the sign said 'No Swimming'
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. π
yo mamas so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Itβs me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
yo mama is so skinny she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so fat she canβt even fit in the living room
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Iβm boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
