Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.