Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is Obama.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama is so nonverbal that sheβs Boss Baby.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! π€£