Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama is Obama.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.