Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.