Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."