Yo mama jokes

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Yo' mama is a joke.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.