yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Yo mama so old that she knew The Outsiders when they were The Insiders.
u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful
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Yo mama so fat she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly. Her reflection ran away.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car. I had to stop for gas twice.
You are so ugly when you was born your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Yo mama so vegetarian that’s she loves the Vegan Teacher
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits