Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.