Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Yo mama is Obama.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.