Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"