Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama is Obama.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! π€£
Yo mama is so nonverbal that sheβs Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
