Yo mama so fat, it took the flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con
Yo mama so Fat that she broke the chair by sitting on the chair
Wanna hear a joke? YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE IS FAT
haha
Yo mamma such a quitter, she di
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!