Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.