Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
Yo mama is Obama.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
