Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!