Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!