Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
“In yo mama.”
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.