Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"