Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
