Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!