Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.