Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”