To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide
Yo mama so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born
Yo momma so stupid that someone said "you're not that wealthy" and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
yo mama so blind that when she played fortnite she got she got her vision back got em
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
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Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple it became Sunken Temple.
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
Yo Mama Slept With So Many Guys Shes Starting To Look Like One
yo daddy so ugly he want them ice
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt!!! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your time I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is it fun for me I o I had dinner 🍽
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
