Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.