Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
