Yo mama jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.