Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."