Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is Obama.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.