Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.