Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.