Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama!

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Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.