Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.