Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!