Yo mama so fat, she canβt even fit in the living room!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly,
they wonβt give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
