Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!