Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Haha
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."