Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
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Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
