yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump's wall 24 hours every day
Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly she turned a knife into a statue
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat even dora can't explore it.
