Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!