Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.