Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!