Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
