Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Starbucks

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Mama

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

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Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Mama

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

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Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

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Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Can

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

Pound

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Earth

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!