Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Santa

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Mama

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Mama

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this πŸŒ¬πŸ’¨.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Can

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

Earth

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!