yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
Yo moma so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
I fiddled ur mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama was so fat the earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
Yo mama so fat the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her
Yo mama's so fat that jane goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being
yo mama so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
