Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is Dora.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.