Yo mama jokes

“In yo mama.”

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.