Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is Dora.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.