Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this π¬π¨.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Itβs me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!