Yo mama jokes
“In yo mama.”
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.