Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
