Yo mama jokes

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!