Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
Yo mama so stupid She starved in a grocery store
yo mama cheeks are red idk why
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so smelly, sheβs even banned from the perfume store!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
