Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!