Yo mama jokes
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.