Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama!