Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.