Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama is Dora.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
