Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.