Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.