Yo mama jokes

I killed a man in '94.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so nice she...

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.