Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!