Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is Dora.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.