Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.