Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.