I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
yo mama so fat she meets every world leader there is
lmao
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUICKKKKKKK.
