Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.