Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo' mama is a joke.