Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!