Yo mama jokes

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.