Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesnβt wanna be her neighbor.