Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.