Yo mama jokes
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.