Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"