Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.