Yo mama jokes

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama is Dora.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.