Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldn’t get high
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voice mail
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted Auicide she bounced to Area 51.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama is so slow they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show
Yo Mama so Stupid She tried to eat Eminem 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
