Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
