Yo mama jokes

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.