Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

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