Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa
