Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
