Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
yo mama so fat she went to space and there was no space left
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in Varian And The Seven Kingdoms
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
