Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.