Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.