Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
