Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
