Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"