Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

I killed a man in '94.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"