Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
