Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.