Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!