Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
Yo mama so fat she a feminist
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she jump the earth was Shaking
Yo mama so fat thanks had to snap twice
yo mama so fat she went to space and there was no space left
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
