Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat,

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Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."