Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

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Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.