Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.