Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Fat jokes and mom jokes๐
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heโd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaโs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
