Yo Mama so fat

Yo Mama so fat jokes

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Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

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Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

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Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

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Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

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Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

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Fat jokes and mom jokes๐Ÿ˜‚

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heโ€™d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mamaโ€™s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

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Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

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Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

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Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

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Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

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Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

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Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.