Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama so fat, cow!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.