Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!