Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.