Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!