Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."