Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.