Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
yo mama so fat she ate mcdonald
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a ' error
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Yo mama so fat the scale said I need your weight, not your phone number
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
