Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.