Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.