Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.