Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.