Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"