Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!