yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
