Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.