Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!