Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat... she got on the baltimore bridge and it collapsed!
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
