Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.