Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
