What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
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Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
