Year olds

Year olds jokes

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Year

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

Diary

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What was Michael Joseph Jackson's final meal? Ten-year-old sausage and tiny meatballs, along with "milk." It did the dead king of pedophiles good.

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Toy

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Miscarriage

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Paedophile

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Coke

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Murder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

Kangaroo

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Pedophile

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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  • Pedophile

    Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

    Rape

    What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

    Raped an eight-year-old girl.

    Rape

    What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.