Year olds jokes
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What was Michael Joseph Jackson's final meal? Ten-year-old sausage and tiny meatballs, along with "milk." It did the dead king of pedophiles good.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.