Year olds jokes
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Memes
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.