Year olds jokes
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Memes
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!