Xbox jokes
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.