Xbox Jokes

Map

3 years ago

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Box

5 years ago

I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.

Comeback

3 years ago

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

Revenge

1 year ago

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

Amish

7 years ago

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Tire

6 years ago

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

Friend

3 years ago

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Sister

3 years ago

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Nut

3 years ago

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Orphan

4 years ago

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Mama

4 years ago

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.