Xbox jokes

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

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Yo mama so fat,

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If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)