Xbox

Xbox Jokes

Road

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Hooker

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Sister

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Comeback

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

Nut

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Friend

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Orphan

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Funeral

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

People

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.