New Xbox Jokes

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Yo mama so fat

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What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

kid on Xbox: i'm not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don't have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022

Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Ok I love reading freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones were he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my chrome book while I play Call a Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox. If you guys out there like reading freshfry's conversations with random people just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later watersharky out.