Xbox jokes
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)