Whats the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy
Putting the diaper back on
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
this is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
what did the porg say to the porg? Hi Porg
youre on worst jokes ever, you thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
