What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
