What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, "hello there" i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says "a broken is nothing to worry about" i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end
I just watched a program about beavers. it was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
Whats the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy
Putting the diaper back on
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
this is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
