Worst jokes
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!