My dad killed Hitler.
World War II Jokes
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
