World War II jokes
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
My dad killed Hitler.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.