World War II jokes
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.