What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish? Jewfish.
Keep calm and curry on!
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
