My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Keep calm and curry on!
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
