Workout jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
馃幍 I鈥檓 a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is Jesus鈥檚 Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What鈥檚 a rapper鈥檚 favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
how i feel when my mum catches me working out:
Community talk
bro my legs fucking hurt from gym literally yesterday
Does anyone else get period like cramps when they workout or is it js my endo
gym baddies wyaaa