Orphan

I hate this job >w<

What person cant work at a family business? An orphan

Name

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Karien: Mom, I don’t care if you’re dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don’t work out, like when it didn’t work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.

Karien: Will I’m not moving on! I can’t believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Will just work with me please?

Karien: I’ll give you a day…24 hours mom!

Night

HAHA!!!!!!!!

Prince will be commeing back in 10 mins here is a joke

Gwen: Prince sorry but I’m wanting some one else instead. You’ve just been a complete jackass towards me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because…now good night!

Prince: We can work somethings out?

Gwen: Nope…NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!

To be contined

Dad

Cassidee

My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack

Friend

Fredrick Douglas James The III

Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don’t churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can’t compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Friend

I'm Funny

Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don’t churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can’t compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Wife

Ilikeannoyingmyfriendswithjokes

3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"

Orphan

Your Uncle Ben

I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans

Orphan

Anonymous

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Friend

Rosa_Jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work… We were able to lift his coffin.

Friend

ROSA_Jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work… We were able to lift his coffin.

Wife

Yeetus

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, “Are you the one taking care of my wife?” The doctor glanced away from his papers, “Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can’t eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby.” Shocked, the guys says, “Wait, if that’s the bad news, than what is the good news?” The doctor goes, “I’m just kidding with you, she died!”

Blood

ME

Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.

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Orphan

freshfry

ok ok buddy buddy buddy aka D…fickenkid, u think u r funny? guess wut ur not racist little bich need to get a life like holy shit stab urself with a knife making racist comments aint gonna get u friends, tell u how is works when ur talking to my friends. u make no fucking orphan jokes nah theyre ass and not funny ur gonna change ur name sunny lets say, ok, no more making racist jokes every one is the same, black and white who to blame? we should love them all. and if ur gonna be rood to ALYA and jkmaster ill hunt u down tell u wut u did. ok u got that thx bro…

Wife

Anonymous

My wife left a note on the fridge, the note read “It’s not working” I don’t know what she’s talking about, I opened the fridge and it worked fine!

White

Calalala

Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

Prostitution

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah’s Witnesses

Prostitution

Anonymous

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA

Girl

katgod

is it just me or is this link not working https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/60748db891ca5612359d8c04/hi-im-jayden-im-new-here-im-12-and-looking-for-a-bf-i-am-a-girl

Man

D.K.

“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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