A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
