Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work 😂😂
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
