What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
Why dose the orphan canβt write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
replace the v in venus wit a p
whats an emos favorite game...hangman
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
Say "invented" without the first "n".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
What is the other word for an orphan?
Parenβt.