Word jokes
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Flat.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Chinmey?
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".