Word jokes
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@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.