Word jokes
Flat.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Chinmey?
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!