Word jokes
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Flat.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Chinmey?
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."