Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Word Jokes
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
