What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".
38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".
40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
you know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
What were pual walker last words
Hey that trees growing
what where paul walkers last words
idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
