"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Word Jokes
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
