A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Braken Rodrgrigous?
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Say "invented" without the first "n".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
"My name is Dezz."
