What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Word Jokes
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
POV: Her name is Alli.
Spell "I cup."
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Braken Rodrgrigous?
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
