Word jokes
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."