Say "invented" without the first "n".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
"My name is Dezz."
Lean.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Parenβt.
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Mohe?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
