Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
