What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your Butler
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When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass
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What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
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What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
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What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean
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One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
