Wipe jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Veronica fine af tho
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.