Wipe

Wipe jokes

Butt

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

Toilet Paper

Blind

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

Memes

Finger

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

Penis

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

Flag

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Difference

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Smell

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Wheel

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Kid

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Look

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Clown

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.