Wideness jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
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What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry, everyone. I punched the wrong buttons, and we are heading to DC instead of New York, and we are about to run out of fuel." He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world, and I'll make the decision. Tony, you go first. Our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging."
Tony jumps off.
"Francis, my friend, you go next. Pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me."
Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history."
Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children, just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and..."
Greta interjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!