Wideness

Wideness jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Country

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Papa

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

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    Football

    What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

    Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

    Song

    What is Sophia’s favourite song?

    "Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

    Emoji

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    Blonde

    What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

    Insult

    My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

    Head

    Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

    I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

    Plane

    This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

    Momma

    Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

    Sex

    It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

    Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.