Why jokes
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.