Why jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!