Why jokes
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".