Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

Orphan

Why did the orphan live at school?

Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Boy

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Number

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Roman

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Orange

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

Plane

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Banana

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

Dad

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.