Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂