Why jokes
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
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When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!