Why jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.