Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why though?
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.