Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why Jokes
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
