Why jokes
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?