Why jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why did you say not to?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.