Why jokes
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.