Why jokes
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!