Why jokes
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!