Why jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.