Why jokes
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why is Gennis gay?