Why jokes

High-five

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...

Beer

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

Word

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

Cancer

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

Sex

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

Egg

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

Ex-wife

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Heterosexual

Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Midget

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.