Why jokes
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.