Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why Jokes
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
