Why jokes
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.