Why jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why is this a category?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."