Why jokes
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.