Why jokes
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!