Why jokes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.
Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"
"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"
"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."
Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."
Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"
Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."
Man: "Okay. Let's do it."
So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.
After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"
Man: "I am 35 years old."
Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why do men have penises? They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.