Why jokes
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.