Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.