Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why Jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
