Why jokes
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!