Why jokes
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.