Why jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...