Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why are my students so naughty?
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.