Why jokes
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"