Why jokes
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».