Why jokes
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!