Why jokes
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because itβs pizza day! π
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why Jake?
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Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.