Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.